Recent reviews by ˡᶤˡʳᵒᵇᵇˢ☦

only memories remain.
This is a shell of what once used to be fun.
Its only enjoyable to experience some nostalgia , other than that .....move on mate.
You're an adult now and the money you wished you spent in game as a kid .....its not worth it mate .
It doesn't make it fun , the game never really evolved. Its just that mobile game you and your friends made memories with .
That's all.

fun game

Not what it used to be .
Devs change way too much useless ♥♥♥♥. You can have fun sure ,but they need to revise 80% of the changes that they have done .
You cant chose the map you wan to play and .This game was always hard but fun and even easy at times and as of right now ,it lost its flare. I'm not saying updates and changes shouldn't happen but it the atmosphere has changed a bit too much towards something that it shouldn't
be.
Worthless cash-grab skins and useless updates with barely any usefull tweaks towards what the fans ask.
Don't get me wrong , the game is fun, however the PUBG feel is harder to come by given the immersion breaking skins and rare hackers.
Unfortunately , this is what happens when a BR goes free to play. They have to generate income somehow regardless if the company already has amassed profit prior to its free to play launch. Companies CAN put effort and make content that fits or adds positively towards the game ( with the inevitable few negative additions bu that's okay), but instead what most companies/devs do is release content without putting too much thought in what should or shouldn't be added . Instead of having the drive to make content m make the game feel great and ofc make profit , the overpowering drive is simply just profit with less though attention towards the latter and just releasing stuff without paying attention to what needed or what actually looks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good.
I still like this game , and I'm sure many of us do and you can have fun with it but most of us cant help but reminisce over how much better this game used to be . With great game you cherish the memories you made and you still enjoy it regardless of how bad or if you matured .With PUBG it s a similar feel.
I have hope this will change but until then i really don't care , Ima play when i feel like it and live my life.
And so will many of us .

crab man greg scared me.10/10

I saw that one of my steam friends played this and i thought id give it a try . I'm happy i did . I don watch jerma much yet i still enjoyed this game very much.It reminds me of old flash games that i used to play and it even play smoothly like some of em .I love the role and I'm glad that the dev made it flexible where you can roll mid air and be very agile with it .( eg you can spam it a lot )
A few things i wanted to point out:
-if you die when you roll your corpse slides in the direction you were sliding for a bit
-you can deflect multiple projectiles
-graphics are nice and there a neat trail when jerma moves around
-music is nice too ,reminiscent of old flash games
-character and sounds are very nicely done
- despite me not getting a bunch of the jokes i still find em funny and ig I don't need to get them because they are funny nonetheless jerma is pretty much a out of context kinda guy
Really liked the game , the dev has talent and it shows .
I really need to go to bed ....

The thought of not seeing underneath you is terrifying .Game is great , definently try it out for yourself , if you are new try not to spoil yourslef nor watch too much gameplay before you at least play once , so that you can get spooped yknow ...of the unknown. Then do whatever idk. Games fun , awesome mods , 9.5/10

kill angry dead man me happy. Night angry man scary , poop pant.

It feels like tf2 lives in its own pocket dimension . Frozen in time were little to nothing changes , both in a good way and bad way. It lives within the vicinity of other timeless masterpieces yet tf2's dimension is different . Untouched , never old , never really broken , it always survives .
It takes the shape of a pocket watch with the the the valve inscripition sligthly wiped out away due to the sheer amount of players that have touched the game .You take breaks , long breaks short breaks and that is okay , it is healthy yet you come back . You come back every now and then to have some fun in this pocket dimension which changes ever so slightly . There are new , jokes , new youtubers and new beautiful pieces of animation to enjoy.

There is bad and good , updates are inexistent or minimal , bots every once in a while etc. Yet many have stayed , many have left and many have joined this heart warming , bitter sweet familly.

To me tf2 is like a grandpa , you get this nice feeling spending time with him and it makes you happy , you cant wait to do a lot of fun things with him despite his few mishaps, old habits him not always being available or sometimes him being busy .You get sad knowing that one day he might be gone , you cant spend forever being happy along side him . He will die or he is slowly losing himself due to a condition. one day and that scares you , worries you . Take my advice , enjoy his company spend time with him and relax, everything is fine , he was there to bring you happinnes , advice , support maybe some money to get something nice for yourself .Don't let these thoughts intrerupt you from your happiness , they aren't needed and they wont solve anything but block you from enjoying yourself and from doing what you wan to do. Trust me , it s okay to be sad but get up and enjoy life .

Don't cry because it's over ,smile because it happened. And if you can't do that, force a smile on your face and sob into your pillow later.
Alice Kuipers

ps ( get it out of your system , it will make you feel better yknow crying , getting angry etc . Stop being harsh on yourself , be more positive rather than negative even if it feels wrong . )If you want to change don't be sad or dissapointed that you haven't already , do it now , start , and you will feel better.

My father left me and this game made everything much worse.


This is rust combined with Unturned graphics.Player base is pretty much dead , zombies make you poop of fright and tbh the game doesn't look bad its just that this game offers you and experience that is similar to that of starring at a wall and wondering wtf is wrong with your life .Why me? Why can't i be happy ? Why wont someone love me?

Play it for like 30 min , wonder the map to find god knows what or get killed by some dude who hasn't seen anyone on that server for 15 years and therefore he kills you on the spot cuz he big bored.

5/3 rotten bananas Good be better if the game just didnt exist lol.

Not bad lol, but it gets boring easily after a while .The mechanics are nice ngl .