Y-your a girl?? Allow me to introduce myself heh... my name is MelvinTheWizz26, master memer around. And what might u be my dear? Oh- ur a girl who posts memes? You intrigue me please go on.... you play video games too??? OH MY HEAVENS UR AMAZBALLS!!! Excuse my excitement dear but I think ur the one for me my love. * pounces on you * you will be my tubby wubby for life ! Do you watch anime o///o * looks away shyly * ...you do??? OwO have you heard of JoJo ZA WUARDOOOOOOO am I right haha ! Anyways I gotta moderate my subreddit, psssht of course I have Reddit darling, I am a mod for r/wooooosh, prepare to get wooooshed hard frequently :3. Tootiloo~

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can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person… I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you

you, me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course. uh oh! there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. we black out and wake up in a sewer. we're surrounded by fish, horny fish. you know what that means, fish orgy. the stench draws in a bear. what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear-fight bare-handed bare-naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a chuck e cheese. dance dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government? uh, i think so. next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as jesus christ, then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out (which i didn't know you could do), then i smoked a joint, greened out, then i turned into the sun, uh-oh, looks like the meth is kickin in- duh buh hyzuk hydbuh hyk hy huh haa hbugh bgaah aah aaaaah

do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

im jorking my sheet