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25.3 hrs on record (21.4 hrs at review time)
this game sucks so moderately
Posted June 19, 2023. Last edited June 19, 2023.
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99.2 hrs on record (70.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i like this game a lot and then i reached p-2 and i'm still trying to cope
Posted November 23, 2022. Last edited June 9, 2023.
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9,470.7 hrs on record (8,771.2 hrs at review time)
one mungus
Posted January 6, 2022. Last edited December 18, 2023.
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19 people found this review helpful
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2,012.4 hrs on record (13.4 hrs at review time)
Love it!!!

Update 1 -132 hours- good game. busted 3 huge fat ones and 26 normal ones!

Update 2 -177 hours- up to 7 huge ones and i've lost count of normal ones. Also side note im
doing stronger and faster busts

Update 3 -274 hours- I have ascend pass the morals to be human. I have nutted so much that I have become god, creator of life. Now I can do anything with my new found power!
Posted April 21, 2021. Last edited October 27, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,982.1 hrs on record (1,859.3 hrs at review time)
Im going to breed Omegatronic. That ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bot hoster has put me through hell for the last couple years. Ruining my favorite game, Team Fortress 2. Well guess what? Im going to find him, ♥♥♥♥ him, and make sure he will never bot again.

First I'll kick down his door like the badass I am. Next, I'll rush into the disgusting degenerate filth that is his room. Then, I'll grab him by his bald head, pin him against the wall, and tell him softly, "you're not going to bot Team Fortress 2 any longer, honey." As I make out with him. He'll resist at first, but deep down inside I know he wants this.

I'll slam him on his bed and pull down his pants and underwear. "Gross and unwashed, huh. You naughty boy." As I pull my ♥♥♥♥ out and rub it against his tight little bot hoster hole, he whimpers in protest, but he soon submits. As my rage against Omegatronic increases after having him right here in real life, I start to furiously hate ♥♥♥♥ him. With every thrust Omegatronic moans in pleasure, as I relentlessly hit his bot hoster g-spot.

Soon, it's a victory, as I release my seed inside him. I did it. I had sexual intercorse with the man I hated the most. The man that has been ruining Team Fortress 2 for the past few years. I confiscate all of his laptops, still running bots in TF2 matches. I tell him "No more running bots. Or you'll make daddy really angry." He silently nods, as hes still laying on his bed, his bot hoster bussy full of my creamy sticky "mad milk".

I return home after that well earned victory. I load up a casual Team Fortress 2 match on the map pl_upward. Not a single bot in sight.

I did it. I saved Team Fortress 2.
Posted December 7, 2020. Last edited April 20.
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740.0 hrs on record (695.7 hrs at review time)
better than boobs saga
Posted April 13, 2020. Last edited February 18, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
i love breeding
Posted March 9, 2020. Last edited October 3, 2022.
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