Recent reviews by Fidel Catastro

Всратно, но неплохо
Всрато, но играбельно

8GB of huge disappointment. The sound design is really awful, like when the you walk on concrete, it sounds like Gordon is wearing a pair of plungers. In addition the weapons are overpowered and feel stiff, one of the reasons is the poor sound design. The maps are unpolished, times to times the surroundings feel illogical and the puzzles are really lame. Bruh, the entire game is unpolished.

good mod
go play

Remember, never play the second part

The game is a big disappointment. In the first game you could discover huge range of combos and some were capable of dealing large amount of damage, however in the sequel it's just easier and much more effective just to spam arcane mines/sword.
>you will have thousands of spells at your fingertips to experiment and defeat evil with
This is bull****, as experimenting with spells wont be rewarded. It isn't a sandbox anymore, it is just a mindless clicker disguised as an action-adventure game.
Now you don't even need any typing skills to quickly cast powerful combos!

1st Magicka isn't really well balanced game, but it indeed is about experimenting and discovering powerful combos and as I mentioned previously, it is basically a sandbox game, which encouraged you to use 120% of your mind and magicks (a bit exaggerated, but still) to do some cool ass moves to ease playtrough.

After finishing the game: This piece of game-like software is 2 times shorter than the first part.
I'd demand for a refund, if I could. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day 6 hours of my life are ruined

Honestly, it's a really good mod, but the main issue is that it's too short and it won't be continued. It's kinda sad that the game ended before it has begun.

Play the sound For God sake, open the silo door. They're coming for us. It's our only escape!

>be me
>part of the game with stealth
>somebody shouts out "combine"
>♥♥♥♥ your pants and prepare to respawn
>that somebody starts to laugh
>think that he just pranked his teammates
>relax
>take a shotgun blast from the bushes
>respawn
10/10 pranks

I'm with the science team.

Didn't expect to see TF2 get review bombed