Recent reviews by DR. JOHN DEJAVU 1984

Now I know what you're thinking...
"Sex? Preposterous!" I used to be a man of that mindset however let me inform you how this is a necessary update for the good of our society and progression.

After I had sex with the Protogen with big boobies roleplaying as a milf Playstation 6 ready to get pregnant by my long hard-drive USB insertion 'tool' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), I soon realized something...

I have no shame and was proud of what I did today. Henceforth...

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Edit: Crap, emojis don't work in reviews.

I hit Juno's Proto-ussy and I can tell you now, aside from a few minor electrical burns as a result of penetrating her, this is worth the full price. There are some necessary sacrifices you have to make in order to play this, all of which are totally worth it if your integrity has really been low as of recently since playing this game will not do anything to help it whatsoever.

69/10, would go for her windows bluescreen xbox ring of death again. What the ♥♥♥♥ am I doing with my life...

The Hornet Porn was really good.

This game establishes the base for everything you could imagine.

Once a half-life 2 modification with physics interaction, a sandbox, and a few funny interactions.

Now we've established the base. We've made Gmod what we wanted it to be.
Just have a good time with your friends... up until some sensitive kid reports you in cityrp for something you are unaware of and another sensitive admin bans you... ah yes... the good times.

This game is a cancer- however it is slowly disappearing and gradually getting better.
That is the best way I can describe it- Although it's early access the price should've been way cheaper in my opinion, a good 5 bucks even though they spent a long time developing this garbage it wasn't worth it. The Gameplay was relatively tactical however it's very bumpy and the controls are decent. Some of the stuff ingame is of course unfinished and the AI was obviously stupid- cuz it's early access after all. I spent most my time trying to customize my characters and guns and it surprises me with the amount of detail into the customization there is however Im left with a bad note on the game anyway- since a lot of the stuff is broken- A lot of kids who dont understand tactics play DM just for the PvP and a lot of people who dont understand play as well- the game can be fun however when you try to be tactical and it ends up not being tactical it's just a load of garbage. The Night Time Mode is Laggy as hell as if the developers just placed a bunch of shade textures instead of properly trying to program a night mode- The servers are dead and usually a couple people are playing and rarely a compressed group. Honestly you'd have to force yourself to play this game and feel the toxic Dhiarrea flow into your brain.. Like I said: The Game is TRYING to be tactical and I like that but sadly due to lack of Appreciation the game has it's dead point and I suggest moving towards other games like "Ready or Not" and even Arma surprisingly but this game is for another time I really dont suggest purchasing it unless it's on a sale or you deeply love eating poop but this game is to wait in my opinion- just start reprogramming and updating to the point the game is playable- not playable as in you can use everything in the game's code like it says- I mean play the game and actually have some fun- sure there's your ups and downs but it really should be fun all the time. If you notice my gameplay hours, it's relatively long and I'd say about 1/3 of it was actual gameplay and 1/2 of that 1/3 was fun...
This game represents a bad example of when to release a game (even on early access)
If I were them I'd keep it close until we've built on it- not waste our time releasing an Alpha...
Anyways- if you have friends and plan to get this game I'd go for it but if not-
I'd just get another game since the money isn't worth your time with empty servers and incomprehensible gameplay.

I had a key for this and it's pure garbage.

The Game is trying to add another method of playing Competitive First Person Shooters on PVP.
This is just Early Acces Halo Poop but with portals. It's garbage and I know what it's trying to do on the gaming market.

The game is just frustrating and stupid whenever you try to place a portal somewhere, it doesn't place. Or when some dumbass camps with a portal waits till someone gets in front and ♥♥♥♥♥ them up.
This game is having an orgasm with trying to be competitive but I tell you it's going way to fast for that goal right now.
I dont suggest playing it but I really suggest the developers stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around and start adding things instead of being Lazy Dumbasses like the Developers of CSGO. When was the last time they updated that?

This is one of the entire series, if not, the greatest Metal Gear Solid you'll ever play. If you like realistic, tactical gameplay where the emphasis on stealth is high-- this is your game. I initially believed this game hadn't a hat for realism or tactics and was just solely based on stealth, turns out I was wrong. The replayability is endless, even when you get to 100% completion like I did, you can still enjoy the game with mods or side-op extensions you can get off nexus. Just because the game is based on stealth doesn't mean you can't have fun going guns blazing or planning missions with a frontal assault. That's what surprised me the most, because stealth games usually punish you for going guns blazing. This game has its amazing moments with stealth, and when the time comes, the loud and proud combat is fascinating.

The story is amazing and the cutscenes will have you immersed every second of detail you absorb. This game is a million times better than Metal Gear: Survive. Metal Gear: Survive is a SURVIVAL zombie game with farming, it is NOT a Metal Gear game at all. This game was polished with such good direction from Kojima. Metal Gear Solid 6, in some way needs to be made, it is just a fact. The fans, let alone the entire video game industry, cannot move on without another Metal Gear. Kojima and his team, or a new/just as good director on Konami needs to make a good Metal Gear Solid 6 that is just as good or even better than MGS5. The freeplay from this game and tactical realism really sold me. If we could just get a more modernized Metal Gear like this, I would be satisfied.

Bit late to review this but
Now I would have to say this. This is a good game. The reason I don't reccomend 'Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes' is just the price, which is what many would say, and I managed to squeeze a few dollars off of it with a deal. 'Metal gear solid V: The definitive experience' Which has this game AND 'MGSV: Phantom Pain' (along a few other things MGO3 etc...) which significantly enough cost just as much as this game total without the sale. Now I only recommend you purchase this game if it's on sale or some bundle/ price cutoff.
Overall, the gameplay, game, and everything in it, is a overly decent amount of amazing. It puts a challenge on your plate and doesn't joke, only thing bad about gameplay is the control scheme, It's literally designed for a controller and bindings aren't allowed as well as most control settings but alas, I have to not recommend it due to the price. I'd say the price was meant for desperate MGS fans since the Metal gear solid V hype and just getting a taste of this MGS at it's time was good. Now the price needs to be tweeked I'd say since, possibly an MGS6 may or may not come out and for the fact it's been here for over 3 years. Just chop it and move on.

Some Warframes have sexy butts.
Not gonna lie, people... Not gonna lie.

Game is dead. Where is anybody?