Recent reviews by goblin

An absolutely phenomenal soundtrack for an absolutely phenomenal content package... even after 6 YEARS of no added content mind you! Out of nowhere <3 I'd say that this is going to be hard to top but like they literally don't need to, it's perfect.

I've heard people compare this to being high but if you were high you wouldn't shooting skulls and centipedes with your finger knives you dolt, you'd probably be resting in an armchair in some semi-conscious state, staring at a wall and reevaluating your life choices.

...and will stay being this way forever due to its minimalist art-style. It's wonderfully quirky with the surrealist nature of its environments and optical illusions.
It's also an eight year old mobile game, and while it's wonderful to be able to have this in my Steam library finally, it has the drawbacks of being rather short with rather simple puzzles;
However! and I do want to make this very clear.. the game never feels detrimentally short or simple, with enough variation throughout it's playtime to feel like a genuine and interesting experience. The game still filled me with the awe and joy that I experienced the first time playing it. Pick this game up for around an hour or two of serenity and relaxation.

TLDR: Monument Valley has beautiful graphics, and though it is short and simple there is enough variation to be fun and relaxing, with playtime being around an hour or two.

I'M CEO, ♥♥♥♥♥!

My only regret is not being able to wipe my memory of this game so that I can start fresh... innocent once more. I love thee dearly, Rain World.

You might not believe me, but there's this robot and uh it makes the best waifu.

Guaranteed______Adrenaline______An________10
eye-sight________fuelled________acid_______outta
loss.___________addiction.______trip._______10.

my money did actually end up going nowhere... rest in peace mars

masochists and sadists want to know my location :<

ofc