Recent reviews by fish dealer

I consider myself a patient person, that is until i began this game
As i type this i can feel a distinct pain behind my eyes from falling off the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rock 50000000 times. even killing myself in the pond gave me no satisfaacon. I now have a searing hatred for half the cultural figures through western history because of having to hear their voices each time i failed.
my grandma was revived just so she could kill herself after playing this game. i am frustrated beyond belief.. if your family has a history of blood pressure issues do not play for your own safety. I will have a year of constipation because of this game and probably a tummy ache too

i want to eat the honey slime. i want to hold it in my arms and feel its syrupy juices oozing from my hands as it looks at me curiously, not knowing what is about to happen to it. i want its slime coat to sludge over my teeth and fill the spaces in my gums as i take a bite into its soft, delicate flesh. i want to hear it scream. i want to see the terrified anguish in its eyes as i pull back and chew slowly, savoring every moment. i want it to question whatever vengeful god allowed this to happen. i want to see the light die in its eyes as it realizes that there is no salvation to be found on this cruel, godforsaken planet.

10/10, cute game :3

i want basil to marry me

Pretty fun, but gets repetitive after a while. Still better than Destiny 2.

Overall an inferior game compared to Automata (mostly because of dated game mechanics), but I still personally prefer this one.

FPS with more hats than weapons

Fun, but very difficult for newer players to get into. The tutorial is barely functional, and most of the content in the game is locked behind 110 dollaredoos of DLC + 10 bucks a season.

I am now terrified of rotisserie chicken. Thank you game very cool

pesto pasto ratatouille
existential robot booty

10% strategy, 5% aim, 85% "spend 500 USD on components or get your Griffin ass obliterated by an Inferno Ao Jun"