Recent reviews by twisty

really loved it when i was a teenage exocolonist

terraria

My basement, ugh
Gonna show you my beautiful basement
Where the concrete floor feels cool to the touch
I'll turn up the heat if it's too much
I'll turn on the light bulb on the wire
Turn on the dehumidifier
I'm serious when I flick this next switch
Look you in the eye, and I say "check this"

My trains, ugh
My trains, ugh
I got small ones, tiny little trains
I come down here just to get away
My trains, ugh!
My trains, ugh!
It's like magic, magic trains
I wish these trains could take me away

Chugga chugga woo-woo
Chugga chugga woo-woo
Chugga chugga woo-woo
Chugga chugga woo-woo

In the club, the Model Railroad Club
A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ said ♥♥♥♥ about my trains
Might as well have took a ♥♥♥♥ on my brain
Cuz I went insane
I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat
But the president never did let me back after that
♥♥♥♥, I said, "♥♥♥♥ you
Who the ♥♥♥♥ needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anywho?"

My trains, ugh
My trains, ugh
I got small ones, tiny little trains
I come down here just to get away
My trains, ugh!
M-m-m-m-my trains, ugh!
It's like magic, magic trains
I wish these trains could take me awa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a

Chugga chugga woo-woo
Chugga chugga woo-woo

I lie here every night
I feel like if I focus
And think of getting smaller
I'll gradually get smaller
And if I get small enough
My trains will seem much bigger
And I'll be the conductor
The tiniest conductor

Oh, then whatchu gonna do?
Then whatchu gonna do?
Whatchu gonna do then, huh?
Whatchu gonna do?
Whatchu gonna do?
Whatchu gonna do when I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ small
Like one inch tall
You won't see me coming at all
When I crawl into your ear late at night
Yeah, you heard me right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, sleep tight
And you think I'm just another bad dream
But I'm a tiny little man in your bloodstream
Little hands hold an artery shut
Yeah, that's right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, then what?

My trains
My trains
My trains, ugh
My trains, ugh
I got small ones. Tiny little trains
I come down here just to get away
My trains, ugh
My trains, ugh
They're like magic. Magic trains
I wish these trains could take me away
(chugga chugga woo-woo)
My trains
(chugga chugga woo-woo)
My trains
(chugga chugga woo-woo)
My trains
(chugga chugga woo-woo)
My trains

You can pet Magnus by shaking your mouse on him rapidly and he'll get angry.

"You're so lucky you don't have big boobs, White. They get the worst!!"
I love this game.

Friend sacrificed his health for a chest, I stole it, and he died within less than a minute. Pizza, if you're reading this, ♥♥♥♥ you.
9/10
(-1 point because Pizza stopped playing with me.)

little people in my screen making me feel weird things

yes

it's quite fun.