Đánh giá gần đây bởi Spunky

kill things by standing next to them

good

One of the few puzzle games where instead of pulling my hair out and just looking up how to solve a puzzle already I just took my time and was able to figure out almost all of it myself. It felt so fun and rewarding.

The only game where I constantly shout "STOP GIVING ME MONEY!"

I am not exaggerating when I say this game is MEANT for my ketamine IV infusions. If you don't know what those are, they are supposed to help alleviate certain severe types of depression and you will trip BALLS in a very good way. This game is short, has easy puzzles, and is mostly straightforward, but it gets 10/10 in atmosphere, which is perfect for ketamine because you can't do much except sit and press buttons. The majority of the time I just held down "l" so I could hear the pretty singing and feel really good while doing it.

Sadly though, the game isn't as engaging when I feel normal, but then again not much else does. But believe me when I say GRIS is an experience.

it's exactly like Metroid: I didn't know I was playing a girl until a friend told me.

-REMASTERED OR NOT, PLAY THE GAME IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY.
-IF I RATE IMMERSION IN A GAME THEN THIS GETS A PERFECT 10.
-IF I RATE MEATINESS IN A GAME THEN THIS GETS A 5.

-HOP WITHOUT MOVING YOUR LEGS
-COMBINE ACTUAL PEOPLE INTO A BIGGER PERSON
-HARD TO TELL WHICH DOTA GAME SUCKS MORE, LESS WORRYING
-NO RANDOM TEAMMATES, NOW JUST BLAME SELF
-WOW PUDGE EVEN MISSES HIS HOOK IN THIS GAME TOO

-OK IF YOU'RE EXPECTING ANYTHING
-IF THERE ARE MULTIPLE FINAL BOSSES THEN ONLY ONE CAN BE THE FINAL BOSS DUMBDUMB
-BASED ON A TRUE STORY
-YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR THERE ARE NO HEADS
-YOU DO GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR IF YOU WANTED A GAME CALLED HEADLANDER

-REAL VETERANS BEAT IT WITH A WIIMOTE
-MY HANDS ARE NUBS AND I STILL BEAT IT
-BABOONS CAN BEAT IT WITH THEIR ASSCHEEKS
-OK I LIED MY WPM IS 14 JUST LIKE MY AGE
-OKAMI RELATIVE JUST MAYBE