Recent reviews by voidy

this ♥♥♥♥ is peak

Literally the first game but somehow even better. The map is already surprisingly expansive, the new slimes have some really interesting mechanics you have to work with, and graphics are WAY better than the first installment. Plus, the new ranch is amazing, and the unlockable additions are absolutely beautiful. I also personally love how the vacpack upgrades are harder to acquire than in the last game, as it makes the progression feel much more steady and rewarding. In sum, this game’s amazing and its only gonna get better. The slimes are also adorable as ♥♥♥♥.

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this game is good

After playing this game for 1250 hours, I have come to the conclusion that it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks. Why? Heavy's ass DOES NOT have jiggle physics. Valve spent 9 years on making this game, yet they couldn't give the character with the wheatiest cake ass physics? Are you serious? Not to mention that I can't even enter third person mode to see heavy's rotund artifacts in any valve server. This is an oversight of catastrophic proportions, and I'm sure the reason the game hasn't received an update in 3 years is because all of the programmers cry themselves to sleep thinking of how team fortress 2 could have dominated the market if they added ass physics for heavy's butter churners. "Oh but voidy, the bots, the unbalanced weapons, the lack of updates..." SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP! I WANT TO LOOK AT HEAVY'S TWIN MOONS IN RTX 8K RESOLUTION WITH PHYSICS MORE REALISTIC THAN REAL LIFE. UNTIL THEN, I AM GIVING THIS GAME A 0/9 ON THE RICHTER SCALE. ♥♥♥♥ YOU!