erm..... this is kinda awkward, but..... omg im just gonna say it! DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME?!?!?! OR A GYATTTTT??? *Blushes and ♥♥♥♥ in my pantaloons" erm.. clean up on aisle MY PANTS!

+rep thx for game

that guy below isnt lying

As a man with a big penis (15 inches), i have sex with lots of women with big boobs and butt all the time. girls love my big penis because it was very big big and they love having sex with my penis. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. i think the developers should add girls into this game so it can be spooky men and sexy girls. they could make it into a sequel and i think this would do more numbers than the original game. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay.

My brother in christ please get the last two achievements for gmod I beg you

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