life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so lets get wasted and have the time of our lives!

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Three guys walk into a Bar. They sit down and order drinks.
First guy says "you know what? I think im the fastest guy in the world"
So the three guys go outside and time him take a picture and send it in to the Guinness World Records.Second guy says " you know what? I think I'm the tallest guy in the world"
So the three guys get measuring tape and take a picture and send it in to the Guinness World Records. Third guy says " you know what? I think I have the smallest penis in the world"
So the three guys get the measuring tape again take a picture and send it to the Guinness World Records. A few weeks later the guys are getting together again and got the results back.
First guy opens his letter from Guinness World Records and says "I've done it! im the fastest guy in the world."Second guy opens his letter from Guinness World Records and says "I've done it as well! Im the Tallest guy in the world!" Third guy opens his letter from Guinness World Records and says "who the ♥♥♥♥ is Samo"

Hey man, can you accept friend request? I want to ask you a question about a person you recently did a trade with

autistic trash fat mouth

This dude needa SmileAndWave at some b!tches