Recent reviews by Godly

Still maidenless :(

A true mugshot of a game!

10/10.

My mom also tried to kill me so I also had to cry on her until she had passed away.
Pretty fun life simulator.

10 out of 10, would kick angry Japanese men's asses in diapers again.
Also, lobsters.

A truly amazing game to play alone and even better playing with friends.
I cannot recommend this game enough to people.

Give it a try, you wil not regret it!

PS: most of the people that are giving this a bad review are the ones who were mad the game had some server issues at the start of release and that the servers were offline for 2 hours.

Beautiful and vast, compelling and immersive.

Where do I begin,

I don't have alot of experience with survival games and don't know what good games are out there in the genre but what I can tell you is that Green Hell is an amazing game with a slight learning curve. Me and my friend hopped straight into the online co-op and this is the most fun in a co-op game I've had in a while. Like I said there is a slight learning curve and some trial and error and the first day we had little to no clue what we were doing. But by day two we had a little more knowledge about the game and by day three we were fzeling co fident in our survival. Maybe a little bit too confident as we found ourselves in pretty tough situations from time to time.

Exploring is key and alot of fun. There's alot of stuff in this game and when I thought we've seen it all we found certain "items" (without giving any spoilers) that would aid us in further exploration of the island and places we could not go before.

Green Hell is amazing, unforgiving but very rewarding in it's co-op section.
I haven't tried the singleplayer story yet since I want to wait for the developers to release achievements for the game wich they have announced in their roadmap.

I truly enjoyed this game.

Very scary, really good if you can't go to the bathroom.

The Estus Soup was 10 out of 10.

Absolutely nobody:

Siegmeyer of Catarina: I was absorbed in thots!