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7.1 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
is good
Posted August 21, 2023.
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19 people found this review helpful
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11.2 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
Mat is an OG. Put some respect on that man's name!





♥♥♥♥ you Steve, you ruined my virtual relationship, you red, pixeleted ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted March 21, 2023.
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314.0 hrs on record (183.4 hrs at review time)
The Witcher 3 isn't just a game. Its something more. I've played through quite a few RPGs, through enough games, in the same medieval/renaissance like genre Witcher has. And I have to say - no other game in that genre made me feel the same emotions, as this masterpiece. I wanted it to never end. To always have some little, hidden quest I'd miss, even if its like 30 seconds long or just some fetch quest, like getting that pan for the old lady.
I played with the Russian voice over, and even though it has the problem with speeding up and slowing down speech to match the lip-sync, I suggest trying that, if you understand Russian. It gives the game a whole new feel. I tried playing with English voices and the only voice, that didn't tick me off, was Geralt's. Or even try Polish. Or, you can switch to Polish or Russian and leave in English subtitles. It just gives it that Slavic feel. Especially the Russian swears just sound so juicy, compared to "ploughing" (Bloody Baron sounds so MMMMMMMMMMMM in Russian. Geralt as well, to be honest. Some would say, a bit too emotional, compared to the original voice actor.)
Of course, it has its flaws. Sometimes, Roach would actually make me yell "STOP GETTING STUCK EVERYWHERE!!" out loud. They could've improved on that, but compared to the rest of the content Witcher 3 provides, that's a little, itsy-bitsy con. Eredin also felt pretty damn weak, compared to boss fights, before you fight him. Though, CD Projekt Red made up for that with Olgierd. Made me go ''wat .-.", when he started doing you know what. *coughs* ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teleporting twa-
Mentioning Olgierd - the DLCs were AMAZING! Loved Hearts of Stone the most. The characters felt so...real. Especially O'Dimm. Very well written and charismatic character. 'Nuff said.
TL;DR - I suggest getting it. Not only is it an amazing game, but it also supports the amazing Polish peeps, who put their sweat and blood into it, to bring us such a memorable, wonderful game. I say - here's to you! *lifts a glass of wine* Cyberpunk 2077 better be amazing! :)
Posted November 13, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
18.1 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
It's a great game. If you're into post-apocalyptic shooters,gas masks,+/- realism and S.T.A.L.K.E.R game series - I suggest getting it.
Posted October 25, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
27.2 hrs on record (12.9 hrs at review time)
Got it through Humble Bundle. Well,what can I say...


10/10,best game,best game.
Posted May 29, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
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902.9 hrs on record (386.0 hrs at review time)
Kicking/stelfing/I NEEEEEEEEEEED A MEDIC BAAAAAAAG Simulator 2k18 . Still fun tho.





Overkill, why u remove specialized killing skill?! WHY
Posted March 1, 2018.
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70.7 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Cancer in it's purest form..




Still fun tho.
Posted June 7, 2017.
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318.7 hrs on record (31.9 hrs at review time)
Well..what can I say,what hasn't been said? This game/HL2 modification is AWESOME! You can do whatever you want to do. Your imagination is the only thing holding you back. Want to create a war between Combine forces and rebels? Go for it! Want to make a movie? Go for it! Just want to relax and shoot everything in your sight? GO FOR IT! This is what VideoGameDunkey would call a ''mastahpiece!''.
Posted June 7, 2017.
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