Recent reviews by waffleen

I was threatened to kiss a mans arse 10/10

Ez tutorial for noobs:

1. Go to the Battania-region, you're gonna spend a lot of time in the woods, so start out as a Battanian character.
2. Hire some Battanian Hero Archers, you'll find these at some select locations, just right-click troops to see if they develop into the Battanian Fian Champions in the end.
3. Become a mercenary for the Battanian king, Caladog, and try to complete the Dragon Banner missions at this stage.
4. Attack a bunch of armies only using the Battanian Hero archers, and collect all their juicy loot.
5. Seek out dirt-cheap hardwood (I usually see this sell for like 8-10 gold at the cheapest), now just buy all of it.
6. Go to Marunath and start working on your Smithing-skill, and just create a bunch of Two-Handed Swords, where you max everything on the sword out. Remember to collect a bunch of swords from step 4. Smelt these down into metal for your swords.
7. Rinse and repeat until you have about a million, where you swear alliegance to Caladog, and start buying a bunch of workshops (the workshop system is so RNG based, that it's hard to explain which ones to buy in this tutorial).

You have now won the game! Congratulations! Only use the Fian Champion troops (Wayyy too OP - Devs, please don't nerf)

Best game ever.

Totally underestimated; this game gives you the breeze of a warzone, whilst sending a cold gust of wind down your spine. You play as the daughter of Sensei Amagu-Swag whilst killing Mein Fürher's special forces. This game is realistic to the point of it becoming scary; darkness fills the air as you collect posters from fallen allies. You hear the battlecries from enemies as they march towards you in a scary manner.

Not to spoil the hours of fun; but you will find the Fürher hiding in a well placed secluded church in the middle of french trenches. The music can be heard as 2000+ soldiers scream the lyrics of the anthem to the Nazi Party and Deutches Reich.

10/10 - I got to send morse codes to the japanese

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best game, had a blast

exploit be like: ♥♥♥♥♥

One of the best story games I've ever played. 10/10, truly makes you feel like as if you were "playing" a movie.

One of the best games ever to come out in high definition. I greatly adore this game. ''100/100 Would play it until the day I die!''

This is the most friendly game in the world