Recent reviews by dyranq

“Not all treasure is silver and gold mate.”

Would you like to know how it feels to drag your testicles through a football field full of hydrochloric acid-dipped microglass fragments, all inside an oxygen-deprived KFC, filled with other laggard boondoggles? Then go ahead, download the game. This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Absolute cluster♥♥♥♥.

Imagine that you hop on a bus to go to work/school and the bus is half-filled with troglodytes whose IQ's are equivalent of the room temperature in celsius who are unable to open a plastic wrap without reading the instructions and the other with half with sweaty overweight Americans trying to explain to you why your country is uneducated and why his diet of 14 big macs filled with extra uranium sauces(assuming no member of the female population plays this game) is going to make him a strong blooded viking. Sometimes when you punch flares, they will be deficient in chromosomes, unable to generate enough heat for Russian premium missiles to enlarge your cranial opening. Sometimes a nutrition-deficient looking orc of a tank will shoot you halfway across the galaxy, impaling your side hull, making your turret go up to the sun and fall on your teammate's head and making you feel like a walking lobotomy victim.

Anyway, I will now proceed to choke myself with razor wire - as suggested by a random Russian Neanderthal man living in Siberia with his premium SU25K. Have a nice day.

Good game.

































































(if you are russian)