Recent reviews by PROIIQUAGMIRE

This game makes me feel so heccing smart I could pull a big chungus right about now. I am in the top 100 posts of all time for r/iamverysmart

I LOVE ART AND COMMUNISM NOW! THANK YOU JESSE!!!!!!1

I LOVE FICTIONAL SEX!!!!!!!!1

yeah its good but im bad :(

The best background art of any game I've ever played. Solid story that moves at a steady but fast pace. Also the game is free OMEGALUL

Best stealth game I've played

This gayme is very good once you get into it. I'ts very realistic of them to have Olathe as the post-apocalyptic setting, since it's already an apocalyptic hell hole wasteland in real life. Like seriously, why is Olathe so bad and ♥♥♥♥♥♥??? Anyways good game best earthbound-type game I've played.

Dis game make me feel like batman if he spoke japanese and was a japanese gang member that didn't fight bad guys and was the bad guy himself X:(

Absolute best game ever made. The fact that this game consists of two genres that I don't care for (dating sims and match 3 puzzle games) and yet somehow kept me entertained the whole time is honestly impressive. Surprisingly good art, voice acting, and cinematography as well. Especially the cinematography!!!!!!!!!!!! OH EM GEE IM SUCH A WEEB xDDD

Amazing game. If you've ever had a passing interest in speedrunning, but don't have the time or patience to fully commit to it, then Neon White is the perfect game to scratch that speedrunning itch. Satisfying movement and physics, a gradual learning curve, and intuitive level design all come together to make Neon White a fun and memorable experience.