Hello there. ~ Obi-wan Kenobi

Video games are cool. They say life is like a video game but I say: If real life was anything like video games you'd either die a noob or live long enough to see yourself become a hacker, and nobody wants that because they'd get saltier than the Dead Sea.

Anyway, here's a nice sketch:

"It's not paining, It has passed on!
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
It's expired and gone to meet its maker!

This is a late parrot!

It's a stiff, bereft of life! It rests in peace!
If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies!
It has run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!"

Quotes to live by (gotta look edgy):

~ It's only when people start swimming in toilets, that it's acceptable to pee in pools ~
~ If Korean pop is called kpop, then Chinese rap should be called crap ~ (But then again, there's French art)

This section is known as the Rick Astley Paradox:
If you were to ask Rick Astley for his DVD of the movie Up, he wouldn't give it to you because he's never gonna give you Up. However, in doing so, he turns down your request hence he's letting you down. Thereby creating what is known as the Astley paradox.

Furthermore, if you've made it this far, here's a drink suited to your fancy.
Cheers mate!

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Oh, and yes, I actually am a reserve infantry officer, so I kinda know my way around stuff.