Latest Info Update: January 2nd 2019, 3:31am (I barely update this anymore)

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spwky:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198235739036/
I love him, thats all you need to know.

If I'm playing TF2, theres no point messaging me, I tend to either reply very slowly, or not bother, I use no-browser so I can use old chat, so my overlay is there, but I can't message people through it, when just online I use -steamos, old chat, but no ingame overlay, I like the overlay fps counter, thats why I have 3 different Steam shortcuts.

Steam support is actually very helpful, they reply within the day, and actually try to solve your issue, there seems to be this stigma of them being lazy, but every time I've ever had an issue with anything Steam related, they've always helped me out, I can see why people think they're lazy, but I personally disagree.

I only use this account for TF2, if I'm ever playing another game, then its probably not me, theres a second person with access to this account, talk to 'em if you like, or ask me about it, they mainly play Stardew Valley.

I personally think I'm an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I've done many things to hurt people in the past, I regret a majority of them, sometimes I act out of spite or anger, I don't use that as an excuse, I fully understand how powerful words can be, and if twisted correctly, lethal towards not just someone's personality, but their very lives, a few words can break a friendship, and just as easy break a heart, doesn't matter how much you apologise after the damage is done.

The Flapjack in my inventory with the rotten orange footprints is never being sold, as it contrasts my scout set, and fits rather nicely, I've been called the ''roasted marshmallow scout'' before, sorry anyone looking to buy it...

If you want to know the story behind my scattergun's name and description, ask me about it, I'd prefer if you added me and didn't ask ingame though.

I used to collect coloured conscientious objectors, but I sold a majority of them, I'm left with the ones that pissed people off the most when they were killed with them, I may start collecting them again, but I don't think I care enough about it to, as I don't use any of them, and would prefer to do something else with the pure.

If you want to know what is available for trading, go here before adding me, everything tagged isn't for sale, and never will be: https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198255115346
To confirm this is me, look at the numbers in the URL, then the URL of my Steam, the numbers should be the same

People who have given me stuff for free (nothing here is ever for trading, even if I cash out):
bandit ( http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198293970829/ ) - Strange Killstreak Shotgun, Strange Killstreak Wrench and Strange Killstreak Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.II

Wizardpig: ( http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198066547316/ )
Stardew Valley

Sometimes when you message me, I might have gone to do stuff and haven't changed my Steam status, but if I don't reply first time, message again, cos I might have missed it, but don't spam me, 1 or 2 messages is fine to come back to, but when it gets above 10, don't expect me to reply to yours first, I have a chat bot that organizes my chats by known longest, and I can set a priority for you if I want to, Unless you're a good friend or member of {K.I.M} replies could take around 5 minutes after my return, if I'm AFK that is, if I'm not, I'll probably instantly reply.

I didn't get an aussie until tour 63 and I got an aussie SMG, then 5 tours later I get an aussie sniper rifle, I don't wanna main sniper Valve, 80th tour I got an aussie Force-A-Nature, I don't want to get into my hatered for this weapon, but an aussie is an aussie, I'm currently on tour 121 (as of November 12th) and on a 41 tour dry streak, the exact tour after writing the previous part, I got an aussie knife, not the best, but I'll take it.

NOTE: In the order of A-Z.
Good Friends:

Alagion:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198136611264/

Octavia Melody:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198076608473/

Digital✅Lemon:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198321333417/

FireCharm
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198204814611/

hexagon_pentakill25:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198309984132/

Jonone:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197989398978/

Moonlight101:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198202462606/

NourGaming:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198164144918/

Planky:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198167242052/

ℐℎℯ ๖ۣۜScout11715 co.:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198068527419/

Xh-Plasam 「カートン:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kartton/

xXEE12NINJAXx:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197994902942/

Sidenote: there probably are more, if you're not on there and you talk to me a lot, just ask about it, I'll add you to the list.

I watch Vinesauce quite a lot, mainly Vargskelethor (Joel) and Vinny, I'm probably watching a few game streams from them, I'm not really bothered if you talk with me or not when I'm watching videos or doing anything for that matter, sometimes I might take a while to reply though, might be out.

My profile picture was made by: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198030395513/

Favourite Twitch Streamer: Vinesauce Vinny (Binyot)
Favourite Band: Red Vox (if you don't know who this is, look above this, you'll see the singer)
Current thoughts on the TF2 trading community: 40 ref for a key? inflation at its finest, ♥♥♥♥ that, can't trade for profit anymore, takes too long.