When I was about 13, I loved Team Fortress 2, I had every cosmetic all the way to an Unusual Team Captain and I had every toy and merchandise they had at the store, I was playing TF2 and then all of a sudden Heavy showed up and turned me on. I COULDN’T STAND IT, I WAS GOING CRAZY. I DECIDED TO PULL OUT MY BIG PICKLE AND START STRANGLING IT, I had never felt so good, I soon continued to do this daliy and never got bored of it, I soon decided to hump my Heavy Team Fortress action figure and strangle my pickle to my computer, merchandise and phone, I’m glad to still admit I still do this today and I’m never embarrassed and giving up