If your thinking of doing this i just wanna warn you do not shove a 5" block of butter up your ass when it starts melting inside after 5 minutes it makes everything feel like it's on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fire and really hurts as well as having a laxative effect which made me have extreme liquid diarrhea on the toilet and it was like an actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ powerhose on on my ass as well as burning so hard i actually started crying and afterwards you literally can't get the greasy feeling out of your entire anal cavity it makes your underwear extremely uncomfortable for around 2 days worst mistake of my life

In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vancouver with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay

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