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Fun game. Not much to be said. DLCs aren't needed to progress.

Good anti-cheat, banned me for editing saves. Bought again on different account, still playing, no cheats :)

Step 1: Modify your Spy loadout to include The Diamondback, The Dead Ringer, and The Sharp Dresser.

Step 2: Run head on at the enemy with your Dead Ringer out.

Step 3: Get behind the enemy lines and die instantly to a WM+1 Phlog Pyro.

Step 4: Repeat

I would give a review but 800+ of my hours are spent playing DarkRP. Yes, I'm one of those people.

A couple months ago, I hotwired my first car and started a police chase that lasted for about 20 minutes. I got away, but needed more action, so I robbed a store. This need for action built up so much in the next two days that I decided to rob a bank. I got more money than I knew what to do with. I decided to cut my losses by killing those I worked with and I skipped town. When I got home, I booted up Grand Theft Auto V for the first time. It's a pretty good game, I guess.

No. Enough said.

Tryhard Community Simulator 2016 Review
Pros:
-Aiming down sights is a great feature
-You can find out how many people ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mum. And your sister
-You need a knife to be accepted
-Your still not accpted after getting a knife
-Tryhards streaming dank music through chat
-Squeakers telling you to "geet gud ked"
-More dank music
-And another one ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mom
-And another
-And yet again
-Any grenade kill results in everyone screaming "Allahu Akbar"
-Satanic children
Cons:
-None
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-Overall rating 666/10

Got game for $20. Took a couple hours to download. Started single player. Raged when I died within 5 minutes. Finally beat singleplayer. Off to multiplayer! Tries to trickshot. Dies by lightning strike. In all my time of playing PC games, I never realized that so many kids in Call Of Duty had sexual relations with my mother. And sister. And....puppy?

Game 10/10
Butthurt Kids 100/10
Puppy 999999999/10