Recent reviews by Roast McToast

I only have this much time on the game because I forgot it was on.

If this was an oven I’d be dead.

This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

The visuals are, to put it simply, bottom of the barrel. I can practically smell the Chinese glue and sweat factory from here. It's like if Picasso, in his prime, made the graphics but had a stroke halfway through and they decided to hand it off to his lesser known younger brother Adolf Hitler.

The mechanics are inherently pay-to-play and not rewarding. EA be damned, this does not grant me a sense of accomplishment in any form whatsoever.

The main draw of the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is the 'open-world, hectic combat' but a lot that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ does when everyone is either a sweaty tryhard, a wizkid Korean, or some hacker with a VPN.

All-in-all, 7.8/10.