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1 person found this review helpful
71.2 hrs on record (69.1 hrs at review time)
Helldivers. It is a great day for democracy.
The Tyranny of Sony has ended, forced to backdown to the unquestionable might of the Helldivers.
Though many fell in the attempt, victory is ours. In the name of the fallen, we must push on to end the Bug & Bot Threats.

Godspeed.
Posted May 6.
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5,077.2 hrs on record (4,998.2 hrs at review time)
This game's pretty alright.

I could see myself playing it over the weekend here and there
Posted April 2, 2023. Last edited May 23.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,438.4 hrs on record (38.1 hrs at review time)
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
Posted February 20, 2022.
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331.5 hrs on record (156.2 hrs at review time)
Aniamted wallpapers, music wallpapers, static wallpapers, any combination of the three
what's not to love?
Posted February 1, 2022.
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4.3 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
I pick this up once a month. 80-100 minutes a pop, so play only if you have some time to spare; make a memory with a partner.

The first time, my partners were many, for my glee was immense. I went through them like a knife through butter, such was my delight in fully exploring the world around me.

The second time, today, I took my time. I met someone who played the game fully, and they showed me the places that truly mattered.

This game can be played solo... but it is so much better with an Anon.

Someone out there made me happy. I hope only I make them as happy in return.

This game is a treasure. It's not a game, actually. It's a story. A book, almost. And a book well worth the price
Posted July 19, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Empire rework. What else can I say?
BRING ME TO MY MEN.

Oh, there's a couple new dudes in Lustria too, but who really cares?
Posted September 11, 2019.
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478.3 hrs on record (55.3 hrs at review time)
Early game is pick your battles.
Mid game is pick your battles with a bunch of allies
Late game is pick fights with everyone while trying to win, either with a faction, or trying to start your own.
A good challenge!
Posted July 1, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
12.6 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.

Where do i begin?
Well, i guess, like so.
It's undertale, but it's not. It came out BEFORE undertale. It has the same feel to it, but it's not. There's no combat.
Oneshot is an amazingly story packed world. You guide Niko, a cat person ("NOT A CAT!") Cat-LIKE. person through this world Said world is actually a simulation, though the only thing i'll say on this matter? Solstice. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ solstice man. Amazing. Cried right from Silver's sacrifice, had a few laughs at what funny points there were in such a suddenly serious story . With that, you guide Niko to the tower through the Barrens, The Glen, and the Refuge, both the surface and the cityscape above. Finally, your efforts culminate in conquering the tower, where you are presented a choice. Not just any choice, but it is a 'the choice'. Save Niko, or save the world? Said world might not even live regardless This is true from information gathered during the Solstice run. Even placing the sun, while morally right, would not save the world. It's better to save Niko on that run

Buy this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game
You WILL NOT regret it.
Posted August 20, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
56.7 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Narrator is a ♥♥♥♥.
Can't wait till we can punch him the face

The wait is un-bear-ably long.
Also hope it never leaves early access, as that'll mean infinite content updates. But finish the story, ya gits!

Nonetheless, Pit people is a crazy game with the humor that is to be expected from a Behemoth game.

Play it. RIGHT NOW. IT'S JUST TEN POUNDS.
Posted February 7, 2017.
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9 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Early ork Shaman, allows for same-race-coop.

GW's actually done good people.
And everyone else who i forget who made this
Good job guys!
Shame about Angmering being behind a paywall, but hey, you win some,
Posted October 25, 2016.
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