Im the Wacker for the Bwoston Red Socks



In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is Ow I broke my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me, and Im dead. Well, im not dead. Im the Lion.

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Superior genes, Im a Schrute.....and superior brain power. Through concentration I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.

Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?

So I can lower it.

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It's a real shame because studies have shown more information gets passed through water coolor gossip then through official memos, which puts me at a disadvantage because I bring my own water to work.

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Do you want to form an alliance, with me?

Absolutly I do....

Good, good. Excellent. Okay, now we need to figure out who's vunerable and who's protected. There may be others....

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Did you bring your tickets?

To what?

The Gun Show.

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https://play.esea.net/users/1391810

Silver 1 - ezy
Silver 2 - pzy
Silver 3 - so
Silver 4 - lemon
Silver Master - squeezy
Silver Elite Master - MEH FIRST RANK :D
Gold Nova 1 - First rank up WOOP WOOP!
Gold Nova 2 - I wanted that seconds star
Gold Nova 3 - 3rd times a charm
Gold Nova Master - I didnt diserve this
Master Guardian - This is a mystery in its self
Master Guardian 2 - This WAS a mystery
Master Guarian Elite - i am the elite :3
Distinquished Master Guardian - FINALY :O
Legendary Eagle - idk why i even put this here (Because i passed it)
Legendary Eagle Master - this is never gonna happen
Supreme Master First Class - ....
The Global Elite - I'll be cheating