bluefetti
United States
 
 
hey guys my name is lucas and my favorite game is escape from tarkov i accept any friend request and tarkov is the only game i have so yup thats all i have and im not fat
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About me <3
I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me, I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a pygmy Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.
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1,361 Hours played
as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
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DJgranny May 23, 2021 @ 5:06pm 
♥♥♥♥ YOU
Cozmic Aug 13, 2020 @ 7:51pm 
+rep add me!
Cerberus Trade Banned Aug 13, 2020 @ 5:14pm 
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Wsdea⚡ Jan 1, 2020 @ 12:52pm 
Friend request automatically accepted! You can send me a message now and I will answer you if I am not sleeping (EU time). BE CAREFUL ABOUT IMPERSONATORS
poopmaniac Nov 13, 2019 @ 5:57pm 
Sent a trade for the convict cap
76561198200477929 Nov 7, 2019 @ 8:47am 
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