Recent reviews by RequishaManns

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This game had me bussing in stevennnnn after i saw le sexy sheriff toadterss slimyyy brown ass againn mmmmmm. Watching banbaleena get tackled by big blcak ♥♥♥ mmmmmmmmm yes thank youuuuuuuuuu.

The puzzle very big brain thank you antromorphic brothers for making me look at 30 stupid fo okin couches bluelighbluemidbluelightbluelfnaskfjjjr i want to rim you like my missfyyf
Ooooo yes the necrophilia sisters have made my private snapchat dms to the naughty ones realll mmm they like to see me send my INSECURITY ALERT i have a big unshaved bush it is like the amazon rainforest, at least there is the mr krab in my bush argargargargargargargargargarg
I was haeartbroekn after banban penetrated spiderman at the end with his hrnghgh and made him so big so he could do vore on the other big black man. It also make me very horny watching mom's pink lightsaber rise out of the chest why is there whipped cream under mom's bed she must get hungry at night skrfewfdsfasgs oh my skibidi.

I am glad to see the work of all of the voice actors in this game, and then hearing banban's dead sexy voice still makes me create sperm in trouser like the giga warden. UH OH, clean up on aisle, my pants! Mother fricker broke my sixteen year jelqing session.
I hope that torn foreskin compadres collab with other big brands in future games, I really hope i see da skibidi toillelt or creepeir, yapeeda skiiiiiiiibidiiii toiletttttttttttttt. gjajsfdn a naughty creeprir, gra OH YE DIAMONNGD OH NYTET SKIBIDI OHHHHH SKIBIDY DAI DAI DAI DAI YES YES YES YES YES SKIBIDI DOP SKIBIDI DOP, SKIBIDI DOPIDIDOPDIBPODIPDODP.

can u release garten of banban 38 next week so my paralyzed grandonson named shaqueis can play before his arms get amputated and he dies in 2 minutes thank youuuu sexy brotherssssss, dis gam ver gud.

8===D Requisha

After playing yet another fantastic installment of the garten of ban ban series, I can easily say I was left with several emotions because of all the new characters introduced into the series. When I first saw sheriff toadster, oh mama, that slick brown sexy hunk of a toad, built with scoliosis and a sexy brown ass, i had a hard on in every section where he was walking, he was PACKIN MMMMMM. And that kittysaurus, made me want to pull a shane dawson. I can only wonder where necrophilia brothersdfjns euphoricsdfksa aslustful brothers come up with such original characters. I was also surprised when choo choo dick♥♥♥♥ rammed his 12 ft black ♥♥♥♥ into ban ban. Needless to say, the best part of this game is when i saw zumbo sauce trapped in the cage. Along with stinger flynn being put in the mega milker 3000 to be milked for all of his delectable orange spunkle. As i am very into bdsm, especially when ghrhgsdfsdfj did i mention that my penis is hard from jelqing after seeing queen bouncalia ascend to allah at the end.

I will be sure to put my grandma's inheritance money into the future installements of garten of ban ban. Thank you so much, thank you. I got what I need to bussssssf. Ohmaygotttttt. Ambastinggg NISSSANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

*CONTAINS SPOILERS*

The game is padded with a bunch of worthless, filler content and I felt very disappointed throughout my playthrough, until.

I saw banban, in his true from, a red, oozy, muscular hunk of a man. As i rode ontop of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, i mean tartar im mean fdsjafm opium bird, I watched as banban's slim red ♥♥♥♥ swang in his jog as he chased me with his delectable tongue sticking out ready to rim me. And then just when I thought the game had peaked, I watched jumbo josh come out, and crush banban with his enormous, bulging cokk.
Hehe, at that moment I was like "man, I wish i was in his cokk vore ;)"
I then watched stinger flynn finger jumbo josh and say "YOU LITTLE MISSIES BETTER STOP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EACHOTHER", to then, jumbo josh stares at him with lustful intent.
He then pulls stinger flynn in closer, flynn blushes and gets rizzed so hard he faints and crushes jumbo josh with his giant stingy vajooji.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bird then falls onto the orgy and proceeds to commit necrophilia on banban's dead crushed meaty cokk.
Finally, opium bird gets jealous of all the action and proceeds to yeet themself into stinger flynn's juicy assbum. And then, the game finally ends, where you are tasked to take opium bird's child with you, to sheriff toadster's recreation of Epstein island.

In conclusion, I decided that I was wrong all along about garten of banban 3, and that it is a masterpiece of gaming and storytelling, and can't wait to spend my grandma's inheritance money on future garten of banban installments.

Thank you necrophilia brothers for giving us yet again another juicy installment to my secret reddit stash, that fulfills my beautiful dark twisted fantasy (shoutout to 21 jump street for making me not be anti semetic), of one day banbaning on my sister.

When I first played the game I expected it to be a laughing stock of a game, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mind you. But then, over the first time the intercom played (SPOILER) banban's voice, I fell in love. I never heard a voice so crisp and beautiful in my whole life. And then I saw his big red pulpous body, capable of railing me dry. And honestly, its ok that he knocked me out and tried to do surgery on me, it really turns me on, so much in fact i wish he had sedatives ;). And when I first saw his delectable tongue sticking out of his gaping maw I became super horny. I want banban to stick his big horns into my hole until i garten my banban.

Thank you euphoric brothers for bringing my once lost lover to this game as I can no longer sleep without having a 3 hour long boner thinking of banban skullfking me until he puts a hole in my throat.

I will be certain to buy the third game, where I hope to explore more of my sexual fantasies with stinger flynn, I hope there's a mechanic where he can shove his 8 long slippery tentacles into my tight boyhole.

Thank you Euphoric Brothers, you are a masterpiece of a game development team.

*walks into room* what's up my garten of banbaners! *sees jumbo josh* oh... my penis is big *starts jelqing everywhere*

Best aim trainer ever, highly recommend

game of the year, so good that weed shop 1 doesn't even exist

fun with friends especially

Think this game is not worth 60 dollars, but I enjoy it.