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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.5 hrs on record
Posted: May 5, 2023 @ 6:38pm
Updated: May 5, 2023 @ 6:40pm

*CONTAINS SPOILERS*

The game is padded with a bunch of worthless, filler content and I felt very disappointed throughout my playthrough, until.

I saw banban, in his true from, a red, oozy, muscular hunk of a man. As i rode ontop of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, i mean tartar im mean fdsjafm opium bird, I watched as banban's slim red ♥♥♥♥ swang in his jog as he chased me with his delectable tongue sticking out ready to rim me. And then just when I thought the game had peaked, I watched jumbo josh come out, and crush banban with his enormous, bulging cokk.
Hehe, at that moment I was like "man, I wish i was in his cokk vore ;)"
I then watched stinger flynn finger jumbo josh and say "YOU LITTLE MISSIES BETTER STOP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EACHOTHER", to then, jumbo josh stares at him with lustful intent.
He then pulls stinger flynn in closer, flynn blushes and gets rizzed so hard he faints and crushes jumbo josh with his giant stingy vajooji.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bird then falls onto the orgy and proceeds to commit necrophilia on banban's dead crushed meaty cokk.
Finally, opium bird gets jealous of all the action and proceeds to yeet themself into stinger flynn's juicy assbum. And then, the game finally ends, where you are tasked to take opium bird's child with you, to sheriff toadster's recreation of Epstein island.

In conclusion, I decided that I was wrong all along about garten of banban 3, and that it is a masterpiece of gaming and storytelling, and can't wait to spend my grandma's inheritance money on future garten of banban installments.

Thank you necrophilia brothers for giving us yet again another juicy installment to my secret reddit stash, that fulfills my beautiful dark twisted fantasy (shoutout to 21 jump street for making me not be anti semetic), of one day banbaning on my sister.
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6 Comments
Kieryoh May 21, 2023 @ 5:30pm 
you win the review section
nestlejuice May 18, 2023 @ 6:30pm 
ok
megynhankslol May 8, 2023 @ 1:45pm 
oh, uh, erm, okay pal
omni 10 May 8, 2023 @ 11:00am 
I showed this to my friends and this made us crack up
Konar May 6, 2023 @ 7:47am 
Thank you Euphoric Brothers for this masterpiece
:p May 5, 2023 @ 9:14pm 
you are sick in the head