Recent reviews by Captainzulas

mod it so you can revert the pc version more to the ps2 version but better or else the game sucks balls and they remove all the good songs even tho rockstar owns more money than entire continents. if you buy the definitive editions i will cry

i like to play this game as a rich gay guy who kills everyone and raises an army of gay (vikings,mongols,arabs,russians) to kill all the other guys and steal towns and villages bc they make money but also i play the diplomacy mod so if u dont have that itll be 3% different

the actual physical map of the world is flat and sometimes lacks stuff to do but not like how GTA does. this is still a massive open world RPG thats well worth your time if u loved fallout 3 or the newer elder scrolls games - now with good dialogue because bethsoft didnt make this one! speech skill is stupidly overpowered tho, i never dont put my speech to 100 as soon as i can. mods make this game even better, and its a lot more stable with them compared to oblivion or morrowin d or ive heard fallout 3. good ♥♥♥♥.

It's Skyrim. I def had fun way back in the day unmodded but I've just played it so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much (the nearly 500 my Steam account currently says doesn't account for my old Steam account I gave to my brother, or my PS3 time where I got stupid powerful, or different save files on my PS3, etc. etc.) but nowadays I really only do modded and it's really fun for a proud console peasant such as myself, and way easier to do if you use the Nexus' Vortex mod thingy and just start small (and have most of an afternoon or two to dedicate to getting everything really cool and to your liking). Whatever Bethesda's current ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ they do, Skyrim is a game I'll always cherish. even if it's full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and bugs.

As someone who doesn't really go out of my way to try new games, especially if I'm under the misconception that I'll be frustrated by it, I'm so, so, SO happy I tried out this game. The music is great, the sound effects just pop out at you, and though I occasionally get a weird static sound because I'm on Windows 7, that one little thing doesn't keep the game from running great on my trash laptop. Loot is one of my favorite things in RPGs, and it is freaking glorious in this game, and you can get skills like enchanting, identifying, and repair that makes it so much more fun and rewarding. Speaking of skills, if you were perhaps a bit more "casual", as in you haven't played older RPGs, and feel intimidated by this, or maybe you like games like Skyrim that let you use any weapon and use magic as a big buff axe-wielding barbarian, this game is for you - any class can use any skill - a pickpocketing wizard, a lightning-slinging warrior, a thief in heavy plate. It's easy to pick up, and ridonculous amounts of fun to master.