WARNING!

This guy convinced me to buy 42069 FUPA coins because he said the "market" was "booming". I have just finished filing for bankruptcy, my wife left me for her yoga teacher 'Jerome', and now the IRS has sent a warrant out for my arrest on account of tax fraud.

DO NOT TRUST THIS GUY, HE WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE!!!!

+rep pretty cracked at fortnite ngl

Este chico es un dios en Fortnite

don't answer the door! I'm not home ye-

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.

Hey girl i just wanted to say that u did great in that casual matchmaking match! I dont know if you remember but i was your pocket soldier for that match...listen i was hoping to add you because i realized that you arent like all the other medics and that you deserve better than all the other soldiers. I play in ugc steel 6s and with some time, fun, and practice i believe that you and i can win 1st in the highest divison, etf2l prem!!! I dont care how long it will take but all i know is that you and i are destined to become the best combo pair tf2 has ever seen. I hope you feel the same way about me and i hope you accept my offer!

I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 1008 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my ♥♥♥♥ without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try.