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Simply aids

Gay

Lets get past all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ive played all kinds of games. I dont give a ♥♥♥♥ if you agree with my review bla bla bla <3

First of all right from the beginning you can tell this is not a real mafia game.
Its gotten a ton of influence from the Assassins series, The Godfather games, GTA etc.
However this does not mean the game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Its the opposite its taken the best from all worlds and did its best to be a mafia game.

However it failed, it failed big time cus in the process of *modernizing* it lost core Mafia values.
- The games gotten way to easy, aim assist? come on what am i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 12?

- You cant sit down in a dinner and eat a hot dog anymore (i loved that in Mafia 2)

-Side missions are too easy, *spoilers ahead* the side mission where you drive weed around in a truck.....in mafia 2 there was a similar mission where you drove cigarettes and some of the cigarettes fell off. Now the boxes dont even move.

- The game feels like its ment for dirty console peasents that cant even hold their nobs let alone a controller. Everything is way more easy then it should be.


And as for the FPS.....grow some balls the game is playable at 15-20 fps. Plus the low FPS make the game look like mafia 2 :)

Do you feel like your not a man?
Do you feel your not young?
Do you feel like blowing ♥♥♥♥ up and then swimming in that sweet sweet blood of subhuman ♥♥♥♥♥ that bring harm to the world?
Do you hate germans and just want to genocide them with your own two hands?

If you answered any of those question *Yes* this is the game for you. If you answered *No* then go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, and when your done wanking yourself buy this game.
No better shooter game then this one on steam, I swear to God (which ever you belive in, I dont give a ♥♥♥♥)

♥♥♥♥ you em, ya bioch.
:3

So this is how my day went.....

-woke up
-turned on my PC
-turned on mad max and expected an awerage game
-my brain was blown
-i said goodbye to food, water and my girlfriends boobs
-started jacking off to the intro
-everytime something exploded i jizzed
-my room is white now it used to be green
-cryed laughted and crawled my way throught the storyline
-cryed in the end
-next day i went to work
-a guy annoyed me so i grabbed the nearest keyboard and started smashing buttons
-then i yelled *explode you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!* (jizzed in pants while waiting for an explosion)
-when nothing exploded i saw the low graphickis....i figured out im not playing anymore...
-i got fired :3

Worth it.

Good game.
But the devs gave up on it ,so do not expect updates!!!!

This game is amazing,
Its a game that takes alot of time and work to get ♥♥♥♥ done.
But when ♥♥♥♥ gets done you feel very good.
Its like a mini orgasem in your brain.

I would sugest you buy this game if you can put in the hours.

In my heart its 10/10 , game of the year

If you dont like this review youll get aids.