The Original Big Juicy™
IM A BAT   Texas, United States
 
 
"Everybody knows that to eat fresh at subway you must sacrifice something.
The greatest rewards only come with the greatest risks" ~Tony Gonzalez on Subway sandwiches

I will pay you $100 to put marinara sauce on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mac and cheese - Marmalade




"You putting together a hotdog with the condiments already on it while laughing which slowly descends into crying is just a basic summary of your life" - Tony 2018, at a corner store
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Created by - Saffron
308 ratings
For medicinal and recreational needs, enjoy!
IMPORTANT
Opening
[Mario and Luigi are heading in the Mushroom Kingdom to have a picnic with Princess Peach]

Bowser: (laughs)

Mario: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Luigi: I hope she made lots of spaghetti!

Mario: Luigi, look! [finds a note and reads it] It's from Bowser. "Dear pesky plumbers, the koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!

Luigi: (to player) And you gotta help us!

Mario: If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

First hotel
[The brothers arrive at the first hotel]

Mario: Looks kinda peaceful.

Luigi: Looks are deceiving when koopas are involved.

Hotel secret
[Mario stands under a pipe and ends up being sucked into another place and lands on his butt]

Mario: Uh-oh! Ow! Oof! (coughs) Where am I?

First hotel beaten/second hotel
[Morton jumps out and runs off while Mario and Luigi jump out while the tree sprouts fruit and see the princess on a branch]

Mario: Hey, princess!

[The branch breaks]

Peach: Oh!

[Peach falls and is caught by Roy who takes her to the next hotel]

Luigi: How are we gonna find the princess, with the power going out?

Mario: Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms. Remind me to check.

[The brothers head towards the hotel]

Source of problem found
Mario: Oh-ho! Here's the problem, too many toasters. You know what they say, [holds up a bread container saying "Bowser's sourpuss bread"] all toasters... toast toast! [Unplugs the toasters that the power comes back on]

Second hotel beaten/ third hotel
[The Marios are outside The second hotel putting up a condemned sign]

Mario: That oughta do it.

[Peach is on a pipe]

Peach: Oh!

[The pipe sucks her in]

Mario: Where'd she go?

[Luigi point to a cave titled "Larry's cave hotel" with a subtitle "This mine is mine"]

Mario: Gee, it's kinda dark.

Luigi: You bring a light?

Mario: No.

Luigi: Well maybe, a koopa will lend us his, if we persuade him.

Hotel beaten/4th hotel
[Mario and Luigi make it out in time before the cave exploded]

Peach: Mario!

Mario: Get ready to catch her!

Luigi: She's not coming down!

Mario: She's up there.

[Luigi kicks a block with a exclamation point and a beanstalk grows out]

Mario: It's hard to see through those clouds. I hope we can get rid of them, get the hint?

Biggest fan
[Mario finds a button under "I'm your biggest fan"]

Mario: Oh-ha!

[Mario pushes the button and it turns on a fan that blows the clouds away]

5th hotel
[Mario and Luigi escape with the princess and turn on the fan]

Mario: Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!

[The fan blows the cloud hotel and Lemmy away and the princess vanishes]

Mario: It's been one of those days. Come on Luigi.

[The brothers arrive at the next hotel]

Mario: We ain't afraid of no koopa.

[The door disappears]

Luigi: Woah.

[The door reappears]

Mario: Hurry!

Ghost cologne
[Mario enters a bathroom]

Mario: Ah-ha! [grabs a bottle of ghost cologne] Maybe this will keep that lizard king from playing with the doors. [begins spraying himself]

New hotel
[Mario and Luigi make it out in time before the castle crumbles]

Mario: Spooky. Where's the princess?

Luigi: Over there! Look, Wendy's hotel!

Mario: Be careful. When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back.

Real coins
[Mario breaks a piggy bank with a hammer]

Mario: So, this is where Wendy's hid the real coins!

Final hotel
[Mario and Luigi escape the casino hotel]

Mario: That wasn't so hard, was it?

[The casino hotel disappears]

Peach: Boys!

[She vanishes and Bowser's laugh is heard]

Luigi: That's that creepy Bowser's laugh.

Mario: Look!

[The brothers arrive at the final hotel]

Mario: This is it, Luigi. Remember, where there's smoke,

Luigi: There's fire.

Ending
[Mario, Luigi and Peach make their escape]

Peach: Thanks to you two, I can safely rule the kingdom free from the terrible koopaling clan. [kisses Mario and Luigi] (to player) and my thanks to you too.

Mario, Luigi and Peach: You're the best player ever!
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Ravyn!` Feb 23 @ 11:36am 
Sir the baja blast towers just got hit
The Original Big Juicy™ Feb 22 @ 10:34pm 
im so happy to hear that. My baja blast psychosis can finally end
musent_ ❀ Feb 22 @ 5:34pm 
i finally got that baja blast freeze
Big J Sep 16, 2023 @ 2:25pm 
one of the ever
Ravyn!` Aug 19, 2023 @ 7:40am 
Nichs on your cage :3
Meowskullz Feet Freak Jul 28, 2023 @ 8:00am 
I bought this and the sequel as a bundle, and they are very overpriced for what you get.
The art and e-scenes are well made, but they are all very vanilla and the grind to unlock the few scenes are insane.
The game play looks good in the beginning, as there are a lot of different things to do and routes to explore, but it turns out to be mostly fillers made to prolong the game.
Quests and work are on time schedules with locked costumes and stats, so one event with an outfit happens on one day, and another with a different stats and outfit happens at night at a weekend, and you have to get those outfits and stats that of course adds to the grind, so it gets old pretty fast.
You also only have 3 months of in game days to complete it before the "semester" is done and you get game over.