yo there was a major update 4 days ago cmon it will be so fun

cmon we r waiting for you please i beg you

babe please i lied im sorry babe please just play

This absolute idiot will not join pummel party, u absolute imbecile end yourself! -rep

+ rep Wiped out an entire army in one blow

Hi, It's us, Valve, we have suspected that you have been stealing 'Harambe memes' from us and we just wanted to tell you that this is a strike. Next time you steal our 'Harambe memes' we will take down your Steam account. Thank you - Valve