Recent reviews by Nicholas Trex

Paradox does it again! Once again they make a silly little game that I play for 200 hours in 2 weeks and forget I have a job, or girlfriend, or any friends. Because there is no love or friendship, everyone wants to stab me in the back and usurp my throne. Especially my stupid brother.

This game is weird. It is the same thing over and over again. You spawn in, fix 5 generators and then open the doors and escape. There is nothing else. You play with 3 others and you run away from a killer. Yet somehow every time I play it feels different and still is fun. IDK how! But I have not lost interest in the game whatsoever! I absolutely recommend this game.

Yes, plaese give me my badge its 2 am

Many people dislike this game and many people love this game. Now I am here to give you all an honest opinion to this game. While the game is very good the game also has some cons.
Pros:
Very fun: This game is extremely fun. Enough said.
Lots of choices: This game gives you a whole lot of choices as to which you country to want to play as. You can play as any countriy that is there. Even Switzerland.
Multiplayer is not broken: Unlike the rest of Paradox games, this game does not fall out of sync every 16 seconds into a multiplayer game, sure it does from time to time but not to often.
Easy: I own all of Europe, Asia, Africa, and half of North America as Luxembourg. Game is not to hard. Good if you want to relax and have minimal challenge but bad if you want a challenage.
Reforms: You have the ability to reform any goverment, it doesnt have to be your own either. I have seen the U.S.S.R. go from full Commie straight into Fascisim and support Japan in its war with America. I have seen the United States of America go Communist and destroy all of England.

Cons:
Too easy: This game at times can be a little too easy, just a little at the fact that I can actually own the entire world as Luxemberg.
AI: The AI seems to have been programed by a child with a monkeys brain. The AI will tend to take your troops and send them as far away as possible, while indeed they were needed on the northen front but no, the AI decided they were needed to defened random proviences as far away from the front as possible.
Focus: The game allows all major countries (and Poland) to choice from a wide variety of national focues, but all the other countries (Mexico, Norway, Belguim etc.) all have the same focus trees and it becomes like the same game but in a diffrent position on the map.


All around I would say that this is a good game and is fun to play and easy to use after a short while. Can be tough to learn but given time you can learn. This game is awesome and so easy to love and play for so long. After 100 hours or so you might have run out of solo stuff to do and need some friends or some mods, but it is still fun for a long time. I give this game 9/10, and the Turtle Seal of Approvement.

From my hours of playing this game, I have come to the conclussion that it is sorta bland. While it uses the Physics gun and the Gravity gun, which make the game diffrent from any other, most of the servers are bland. While there is TTT, Hide and Seek, Prop Hunt, and all that good stuff, most of the RPs are very bland with the lucky good one. But the game is still pretty good, I give it a


9.5/10

Turtle Seal of Approvel

Many people see this game as an outdated Valve game, but I assure you this game is worth the time to pick up and play. There are still many fun servers to play with active players. While this game is near perfect there are very few bugs that I have encountered. I give this game a

9.5/10

TURTLE APPROVED

"What if I declared war on Arles? I could easily conquer all of it, I mean, I am the Kasier of the Holy Roman Empire, right?" After which I then proceeded to incade Arles. France came in. Then Poland came. Then I thought "Well ♥♥♥♥, lets play and lets win!" Which didi not end very well for me. I was cut down by France's army backing up Arles and Poland. I am now playing as France, which is in control of 1/3 of all of Europe.


9/11 Would die to French men again.