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2 people found this review helpful
2,629.9 hrs on record
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Posted June 3.
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6 people found this review helpful
3.0 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I haven't had this much fun in an online game in so long, potentially even years at this point. Get into a VC with others and it's a blast with how the game plays, the interactions, the names of the players and teams, and overall the laid back but competitive aspect to it. Legitimately, I was laughing so much that I couldn't catch my breath and I started crying.
Posted February 17, 2022.
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919.5 hrs on record (291.3 hrs at review time)
Never have I hated a game more in my life.
Posted September 24, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
122.7 hrs on record
This is a terrible version of Tetris. The more I play it, the more I hate it.

Go play Jstris in browser and then play this. Everything is much more delayed than it needs to be. Everything is too slow and a lot of the time, if you're fast about Tetris, you tend to go TOO FAST for the game and you don't do what you want to do.

Much better off playing Jstris anyway. Overall better and at least the developers give a ♥♥♥♥ about it. SEGA abandoned this almost immediately after release.
Posted July 9, 2020.
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634.3 hrs on record (601.8 hrs at review time)
Let's do this.
Posted November 21, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.5 hrs on record
It was fun for the first few minutes, having a few laughs, but then it kinda just got annoying. Servers shutting down, not able to even start a match, having Duos / Squads mixed in with Solos, OP guns, etc.

Posted June 6, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
13.2 hrs on record
Personally, it just brought too much away from the game. The gunplay just didn't seem right, I didn't like the fact that I was literally being held throughout the entire time. It was too linear. With 1 and 2, there was a linear path, but there was so many ways to branch off and do your own thing. This was just going mainstream and giving no options like this.

Big Daddies, Big Sisters, and Alpha Series were so much fun to fight. Patriots and Firemen were pretty underwhelming, and Handymen were pretty much OP unless you had that footwear item. 2 weapons was such a bad idea, since you had to restrict yourself to those weapons and figure out how you're gonna take enemies down, whereas in the previous 2, you can plan out enemies a lot better.

Picking your fights was always a fun thing in Bioshock 1 and Bioshock 2. Maybe you had low HP or EVE and didn't want to engage any enemies. You could sneak around and ensure that you could get more of an item before engaging. This was such a big thing with Big Daddies. You were never forced to kill them unless it was a tutorial section. Deciding which fights you wanted was such a fun concept. Here, it's just throwing enemies at you over and over.

The Plasmids, otherwise known as Vigors (Not such a memorable name, had to look up what they're called), aren't useful except for very niche situations. I was playing the games over the past month of March, finishing all 3, and I didn't buy a single Vigor upgrade from the Vendors. It kinda got to the same degree with my weapons. I kept the same 2 weapons throughout the entire game - The Handcannon and the Sniper. I only upgraded those 2. 5000 dosh by the end of the game. Speaking of the end of the game...

The Hand of the Prophet is one of the worst ways they could've handled the finale. Tower Defense isn't fun in most FPS games. What happened here just felt like stretching the game out longer than it needed to. We killed Comstock, we get the help of Songbird, defend the generator, and then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RAPTURE.

When playing through the game, I always knew that they wanted to link the game to Rapture somehow, but then they just straight up send you there through a tear, which felt wrong. The game should've been in Rapture the entire time. The ending, which was just more wrong, throws Rapture under the bus entirely.

I can't explain anymore than I can. Infinite just doesn't feel like a Bioshock game in my opinion.
Posted April 20, 2018.
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22 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Alright, yeah, this pack is a bit stupid, but I guess it makes sense to buy for a couple reasons, and you may choose to like the reasons or despise me for choosing these reasons.


Reason #1: Support

H3H3 is a nice content creator on YouTube. Certainly not my favorite, but Ethan and Hila are still nice at what they do and how they do it. I don't necessarily have the cash around to put it into a Paypal account or a Credit Card or whatever, so supporting YouTubers isn't exactly possible through Patreon. I was given PUBG by some generous fellow, in which I've made $20 ($15 in 2017, $5 in 2018), which is just $10 of what PUBG costs. In that situation, and seeing how I could just get crates, sell them, and make profit, I decided to just pull the trigger with the $5 I had and buy the pack. One of the main reasons on why I bought it was because I wanted to support a YouTuber I enjoyed on the YouTube platform. Giving them this, subtracting Valve's cut (30%), is $3.50. Not as much as I'd like, but it's still a good amount considering.

Reason #2: Completion

Another reason to buy this pack is that it's nice for completing the collection of heisters, weapons, and all that. I got Hotline Miami 1 & 2 including the Deluxe Edition, so I have every single heister. I mainly got it for Jacket, but now that I've gotten around to PLAYING Hotline Miami 1 & 2, I'm happy I did. 2 fantastic games. With the H3H3 pack, there's nothing else to do with it. The most you can do is hope they continue to create videos with the revenue they're gaining from the DLC.

Reason #3: Why not?

I had $5, Why not then? $5 on Steam isn't much, and there's not many games on Steam for $5 that are good / fun.


RECOMMEND: If you want to support Ethan and Hila, and it's the last DLC to complete your collection, then go for it. If you don't enjoy H3H3's content, or just don't feel the need to buy it, then don't buy it.
Posted January 19, 2018. Last edited January 19, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
You're playing a DLC talking about a DLC that was supposed to come out in the previous game, which was then cut and then put into the next game as the main story but then was cut and made into a DLC.
Posted August 25, 2017.
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