Recent reviews by Little Carmine Lupertazzi

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Nowadays u got trash ass players who think theyre good but in reality they spam 3 moves and they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ win cuz they nerf ur main. this game sucks ♥♥♥♥ please dont buy this ♥♥♥♥ ubisoft sucks

Annabelle exists in this game. Ong.

Give me my money back valve i didnt buy this game and spend hundreds of dollars on it just to see this game get made f2p

ptsd

Hhahaha I hooked you with my golden hook, what an idiot. You absolute cretin. How do you not duck, knowing that a golden hook will take you out the red.

Cool game. How to waste your life on it:

1- Experience the game first hand (join low tier heists)
2- Go loud
3- EXP
4- Join stealth and go loud (get kicked)
5- More EXP once you play with friends
6- Death Wish/Death Sentence+harder heists after playing for a lil while
6.5- Cloaker/Dozer hell
7- Realize that maxing out one skill deck won't do you much good, make sophisticated builds
7.5- Make a speed build so that you dont die so often on loud heists
8- Become level 100 and sit on that for a long time
9- S T E A L T H
10- Take an even longer break
11- Return to the game, become infamous and do crazy sh^t
12- Download mods (ex: Silent Assassin, because you f^cked up a perfect stealth on Shacklethorne Auction)
13- Write this dumb review and progress through infamy

I really dont know how ppl prefer tony hawk pro skater over this. This game slaps, cant wait for multiplayer

Vast majority of my time spent on this cursed game comes from having the game booted up, chilling in the main menu waiting for my mods to boot up, and completely forget about it. Also met Garry on a server. 10/10

havent played this in a super long time but its super fun