Recent reviews by Honey Bunches o' stab

Named one of my followers after a buddy of mine, he later asked me if he could eat a meal made out of poop.

11/10 game

They added a bucket.

Get the Knife

I love this game. I really, really do. Gameplay's quick and utterly brutal, the aesthetic is just the right mix of high and low, and "fantastic" doesn't even begin to describe the music.

The problem I have with the game is the fact that it freezes approximately every 30 minutes and forces me to close it with task manager. I've tried to fix it via disabling overlays, looked online for solutions, and none of it has led me to actually fixing it.

As far as I know, there doesn't seem to be any solution, and the freezing doesn't seem unique to me. Buyer beware: You may end up with a broken game in your library.

Thanks for breaking my script extender, asshats

This game's FPS constantly shifts from playable to slideshow whenever I play it. Whenever it's at least playable, I consider it to be a really fun game of "how can I die now", and I love it.

No crashes, surprisingly, just terrible FPS.

As it stands right now, don't buy it. Dark souls is a game based on reflexes, and "seconds per frame" FPS is just annoying to deal with. Wait for the issues to be resolved whenever that happens, because it seems like it'd be a very good game otherwise.