jdallen1000
JORDAN   Perth, Western Australia, Australia
 
 
:terraria: A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friend, "That's amazing. How did you get that?"
The man pulls out a bottle and tells him to rub it and make a wish. He rubs the bottle, and a puff of smoke pops out and tells him that he can have one wish. So the man thinks and says, "I wish I had a million bucks."
The genie says, "OK, go outside, and your wish will be granted."
The man goes outside, but all he finds are ducks filling the sky and roads. He goes back in and tells his friend what happend, and his friend replies, "I know. Did you really think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?"
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jdallen1000 Apr 19 @ 8:55am 
im gonna touch you :mhwgood:
yukits Apr 19 @ 2:16am 
i love you teehee:steamthumbsup:
saet Nov 9, 2023 @ 7:35am 
wow the real j dallen one thousand
KazeMage7 Oct 17, 2023 @ 10:53pm 
wow
saet Dec 1, 2022 @ 2:51pm 
uwu
jdallen1000 Jun 16, 2022 @ 10:22pm 
yes