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24.5 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
Never played the original release, its a fantastic game.
Posted April 10. Last edited April 13.
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405.6 hrs on record (200.0 hrs at review time)
What if a bunch of cryptobros got together to make the world's laziest Apex competitor, with a mix of mostly uninspired gameplay ideas that were given barely any thought and consideration?
Posted January 1. Last edited March 2.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.7 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Poor man's retelling of The Shining that romanticises a nonce, and has an disgustingly poor handling of the subject matter.
Posted July 30, 2023. Last edited July 30, 2023.
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1.3 hrs on record
Imagine being forced to develop a game you as a studio never wanted to make in the first place, only for your publisher to shut you down months later.

f*ck you Microsoft
Posted May 2, 2023. Last edited May 8.
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27 people found this review helpful
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7.8 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
people will spend £70 for 8-9 hours of AAA gameplay, but £20.99 for the exact same time is apparently too steep of a price point
Posted April 12, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
98.7 hrs on record
“It's the people on top – the motherf**kers in sailing shoes and bowties – that f**ked Harry, f**ked Kim, f**ked Robert, Rostov, Helen, Olga, Cash, f**ked Elysium, f**ked you and me too. They are not artists, they are professional f**kers," - A quote from Argo Tuulik, one of the many employees that have been laid off from working at ZA/UM at the time of this review (16th Feb 2024)

https://videogames.si.com/news/disco-elysium-dev-zaum-layoffs-last-writer-speaks-out

Disco Elysium may be the best game to ever exist, but the artists who made it have been f**ked over by corporate sleazebags. Play the game, just don't support ZA/UM, wink wink.
Posted March 21, 2023. Last edited February 16.
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