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Recent reviews by Yameii

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1 person found this review helpful
11.4 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
A bleak, grim atmosphere envelops the player throughout the game, engaging gameplay is undertoned with slight horror complimented by cutscenes which show, not tell. Aside from the price, I cannot recommend this game enough.
Posted November 6, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
249.8 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my balls
Posted July 5, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.5 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
The game suggests a controller and I agree but it could easily be just as good on pc if they adjusted a few things such as dashing in the direction you're moving instead of where your crossheir is.
Graphics: 3/10
music/core game/ price value: 10/10
Posted December 6, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
57.5 hrs on record (45.9 hrs at review time)
How do you downvote a free game?
Posted December 6, 2018.
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10 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
533.5 hrs on record (447.3 hrs at review time)
I do not intend to obfuscate the meaning of this review with superfluous content.

This story starts on a stormy night in November, 2013. I was depressed, the first bart simpson video on youtube had just surfaced and I was in the process of photoshopping a bape hoodie on bart for another thumbnail. I was XXXTentacion's second subscriber (after his mom) and was listening to his ! album (rebranded to ?). Suddenly, a light appeared on the new steam releases page and I couldn't help but looking... instantly, I was bewildered, how could a game of this caliber... with these graphics be unbeknownst to me for this long? I loaded up my steam account with my lunch money, 5 dollars, and made the best financial decision I've made hitherto. My balls reverberated and my pores opened instantaneously, I was caming without noticing it... My mom found me in my room 4 days after that, the pupils of my eyes expanded to their fullest, I resembled a coke addict. But I hungered for more than coke, I hungered for... mmm Garfield.

Here I am today, 500 hours logged, 14 counts of sexual assault, 3 charges of 2nd degree homicide, and one big, happy, lasagna loving smile on my face, a smile the Smith family will never know again.
Posted December 6, 2018. Last edited July 25, 2019.
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2,546.0 hrs on record (1,246.0 hrs at review time)
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Posted December 6, 2018. Last edited December 31, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
457.1 hrs on record (78.1 hrs at review time)
I used to call this game camping simulator because it looked so boring but it really bends to the way you like to play so I chose fast operators and my playstyle makes the game more fun for me, I strongly believe anyone who likes fps games will enjoy this game.
Posted September 10, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.3 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
i like it
Posted December 29, 2017.
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