FAUCI CREATED THE WEAPON, AND THEN RELEASED IT ON US!
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People always go back in time and try to explain uranium enrichment to Hitler. Why not make it easy for him guys: just create heavy water or a ***graphite moderated reactor using natural uranium, then extract Plutonium 239 from the spent fuel like India did. There were two such experiments under the Third Reich, the first moderator, so its probably a soft spot for der Fuhrer. Soothingly explain to him that synthetic graphite makes it way easier to separate out the boron vs natural graphite. That's how we made Fat Man. It's also why Israel is so ANNOYED by other Middle Eastern countries having any nuclear power plants.

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