Recent reviews by poop sandwich

i love making Sanctuary a conveyor belt hell

pooped my pants

i dont even have this game bruh why is it letting me post a review

borderlands if it was good

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane i love it

it's like Shadow Tactics if it had all its colors drained and was extremely glitchy

i love my wife

one of the best written (if not greatest) video games of all time
the amount of feelings i've experienced is incredible
i wish i had someone like kim always behind my back

a mix between the tactical gameplay of SWAT and the "live, die, restart" chaos of Hotline Miami
if you're too broke to afford Ready or Not this is the game for you

painfully short but made me tear up