Recent reviews by Choceaux

help im trapped in a room with this stupid british ball that keeps on saying worse and worse things

Refrain from starvation as a collective

is fun

I AM A MASTER SURGEON
EXCEPT FOR EYES AND TEETH I CANT REALLY DO THOSE

Ever since I saw the patch notes monkey, my life has been completely changed.

With her voluptuous curves, her seductive tail, and her cute ponytail, I was lovestruck from the start. I got a body pillow with a picture of her taped on it that I snuggle with every night. I dream exclusively of her. My every waking moment is spent thinking of her. I cannot stop. My mom caught me using one of my sister's skirts and dressing up the neighbor's pet monkey.She's threatening to send me off to a psych ward, and I'm scared I may never see her again.

This game. THIS. GAME. Sure, sure, you can believe it's a perfectly casual game, with *cute* little slimes, and exploring, sure... But i must be a millionaire. This game is not as light-hearted as you believe. You steal things from their natural habitat. You put them in a pen. You force feed them. You collect their poop. You sell it on eBay. You really think this game is made for fun and not just pushing a capitalist agenda? Well why don't you just go ahead and find out.
(Just gonna say tho this game is great and you should really get it)

This game is GREAT! Fun and interactive combat, amazing playerbase, I could go on. There are few things wrong with this game, and many of them have been fixed!

Pros of Getting This Game:
- Fun and interactive combat
- Awesome players
- HATS!!!
- Source engine shenanigans
- Great Looking Maps
- Solid Community
- Configs available to make the game playable on just about anything (go to cfg.tf)

Cons
-Random Crits
-Comp is broken //FIXED!! (Sorta)
-No Tutorials (Well, not any functional ones) // FIXED!!

Overall, I reccomend this game, but it will take some getting used to for the new player.

Terraria is a 2D action/fighter/explorer/sandbox game that gives a lot of power to the player, while still requiring people to work to get what they want.

Pros
- A lot of replayability
- Constantly updating
- A whole bunch of monsters, NPCs, weapons, tools, etc.
- You can ride a unicorn
Cons
- Yoyos don't have proper scaling (i.e: You may as well go from wooden yoyo to amazon, instead of getting the rally)
- That's about it