Saw you at Whataburger the otherday, 🤭 you a monster man. You be ordering 3 triple meat whataburgers, 2 bacon and cheese whataburgers, a jalapeno and cheese whataburger, 4 3 pc chicken strips, a breakfast platter, and 3 large pepsis? DAMNNNN leave some for the rest of us 😂😂😏

I ponder often at the improbability of encountering and befriending since childhood such a unique and exciting soul with an exquisite mix of grey and white matter that forever captivates my cognitive impulses.

hey, Bens0!! i’m an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we’ll make sure to let me know and i’ll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don’t currently have a way to give you “20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥” like you requested but we’ll work on it, thank you!!!!

1/5 Teammate. Top Fragged, but wouldn't take responsibility for his own plays. DON'T Have children with him. He won't pay child support, but will have a high paying job! :)

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

get a better haircut u look like a jock from the 70's