my hamie...how u been?

burd!!!!!

your ♥♥♥♥ a apex no one likes you little boy

As a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. This game did not make me horny however. I am not gay. I just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 400 hours in this game.
On the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked, she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. I have lots of sex. I also am very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because I am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games, all my girlfriends say I'm very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome, one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but I told her i was playing a xbox 360 classic instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her.

OH NO GRANDMA

TO TLC