what the ♥♥♥♥

hey, i'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you.

Walked into my local 7 eleven to see this guy buying 4 cases of redbull. Asked for his autograph and told me to ♥♥♥ myself and bhopped out the door. One tapped a bulgarian kid outside. What an ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Perks of being fair skinned:
1-ppl will think u are of higher caste and give respect

2-better arranged marriage proposals

3-better dating success chances

4-no one will call you kala/kali/kauwa/koyla

5-your spouse will not pray to god every day for giving your baby having lighter skin than you

6-if you go to foren it would be easier to larp as a different race/nationality

7-you can negotiate better dowry terms

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good

Hey yourself cutie