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Recent reviews by JohnnyTanGeeCohen

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1 person found this review helpful
13.8 hrs on record
i dont like this game not just because of sonys greediness but the game was just boring overall
Posted May 5.
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2 people found this review helpful
73.2 hrs on record (72.8 hrs at review time)
this game is TERRIBLE!!!! i hate it.
Posted May 31, 2023.
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2 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
this game is so scary can you not make the animatronics like grab me and scream into my ears omg, fnaf 2 is less scarier than this and i almost broke my keyboard that i lifted it up high because of the first jumpscare i got from bonnie on my first night.
Posted February 1, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
35.4 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
My Ex was more stable than this game
Posted November 19, 2021.
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172 people found this review helpful
44 people found this review funny
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43.7 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Average SCP SL Enthusiast vs Average SCP: CB Multiplayer Enjoyer
Posted October 25, 2021.
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7 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. 'If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets.
Posted October 3, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
4.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
A good game if you like lego vehicles
Posted September 7, 2019.
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7 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
38.0 hrs on record (13.7 hrs at review time)
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Danganronpa. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Makoto’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Danganronpa truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Makoto’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have Danganronpa tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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Posted December 25, 2017.
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5 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Trump wall simulator 2017

Posted December 24, 2017.
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11.2 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Really fun game i rekt bad scrubs here
Posted December 10, 2017.
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