Alpha The Kinetic Guardian, at your service :P



Computer, code and game enthusiast, basically anything tech interests me (and likewise the opposite I am strongly disinterested in, including walking, the outside and nature (sort of)).

My favourite animals are wolves (those who know my previous alias will know this :D ).

"Alpha The Kinetic Guardian" is my own original character, I am currently in the process of writing a book series around him and have ideas of creating a game (maybe it will even be on steam at some point ;) )

Favourite game on steam is Team Fortress 2, started the game a couple of years ago and never looked back, it still continues to entertain me to this day.

Stance on being added on Steam:

If I:
- Know you IRL
- Have met you in-game numerous times and have had fun with/against you
- You have a good reason (put in comment section)

Then I'm fine being added by you or for me to add you instead :)

But, if:
- You scam, phish, shark (I'm not dumb, don't even bother trying)
- I don't know you in-game or IRL and you don' have a good reason
- You keep spamming me or being mean to me

Then I'm afraid I probably won't accept, especially for the first one for which I have no tolerance for


Favourite TF2 class: Pyro

Main TF2 Class: Pyro, go figure.

Why won't I put my real name on my profile: I'm secretly afraid that if I do something will come for me in my sleep O_O It's top secret, like I said :3

Favourite game that no-one loves: Sonic 06

Favourite bind: "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" and "ABRACADABRA, you're dead \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/"

Sees or soos: meem

Gmod or SFM: both, please both :D

What would I do for a Klondike Bar?: Idk, what would you do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


"is you are gay?": Uh... No u?
In all seriousness, I am straight tho

note: if you guys want anything else answered, I will be glad to, just put it in my comment section