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Hello ♥♥♥♥♥♥, my name is Chris. I am 16 years old and I live in the beautiful country Germany.

I like to play games, watch adult movies and listening to music. I love to parody things.
I also like to browse art on the internet such as gore pics and ISIS videos on 4chan.

I can speak and understand the following languages:
• German (native speaker)
• English (not that bad)
• Russian (greeting and insulting only)
• Vietnamese (greeting and insulting only)

Even though I can understand and speak these languages as described, I prefer German and English as my main communication language (however I can insult you in Vietnamese if you ask courteously).

I don't like starting conversations so if you wanna talk to me just message me and I'll try to answer ASAP. I will ignore you while in a game though.
I am not a man of many words in general so I apologize if I may not message too much. (It'd be appreciated if you would take the first step though).
If you are interested in a long term and in depth friendship, don't hesitate to send a friend request. I won't bite (:

RELATION SHIP STATUS

Taken by my adorable right hand so don’t even try ;-)



MEMES ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I spent a lot of my spare time on making memes.

I’m running a semi successful meme account on Instagram where I frequently post memes. DM me if you want to check it out!

Update: I am no longer running a semi successful meme page on Instagram since some SJW seem to lack black humor and got my acoount banned. That day will always be remembered.
R.I.P. (13/5/15 - 8/8/18) you will always be a part of our hearts!


ANIME

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate anime. It's a disgrace to mankind.

So instead here is a list of awesome movies I have watched or want to watch not alphabetically arranged.

• Gay♥♥♥♥♥♥s from Outer Space
• The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him
• Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
• Attack of the Killer Refridgerator
• School of ♥♥♥♥
• Midsummer’s Night Cream
• Pumpimg Irene
• The Life of David Gale
• The Ginger Effect
• In Her Skin
• The Load Warrior
• The Lovely Bones
• Fill Bill
• Operation: Desert Stormy
• Seven Pounds
• Howard Sperm’s Private Parties
• There's Something Wrong with Aunt Diane
• Hair Supply
• The Woman Who Wasn't There
• Child of Rage
• Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills
• The Virgin Killer
• My Granny the Escort
• Teen Slut Tryouts
• Rumble Fish
• Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit
• Gone Baby Gone
• Robocock

These are by far not all great movies I watched or I’m planning to watch but listing all of them would take up a lot of space so here is just a small selection.
Feel free to recommend me any other deep philosophical movies if they inspired you.



My favourite genres are first person shooter such as Battlefield/Killing Floor/DOOM, open world games like FarCry/Dying Light and sandbox games like ArmA. Games with decent gore will always be loved.

I grew up playing Battlefield and I’m still loyal to the series although it’s going downhill. I own every installment of the Battlefield series and I will buy every new game no matter how bad it is.

Please don’t invite me to games I don’t own!

I really hate MOBA’s. If you really want to upset me you can gift me expensive DOTA 2 items. I’ll lose my ♥♥♥♥ when you do it! So don’t even try messing with me!



I freaking love to listen to music!

My favourite genres are Horrorcore, Grindcore, K-Pop, Extratone and many more...

My favourite songs of all time gotta be “Bibi & Tina 3: Mädchen gegen Jungs” and “Miley Cyrus - I'll Always Remember You”

My favourite pornogore song of all time is ”Carnal Diafragma - Human Monster” (you’ll love it!)
I genuinely enjoy this song now...


Thank you for wasting your time!

Hope to see ya soon!


Thanks to Moonie for allowing me to parody his profile description!