Recent reviews by A_Tactical_Mop

Call of Counter Strike is a first person action adventure open world mmo stealth action third person beat em up developed by Activision, EA, and Ubisoft. It takes place in Mexico, where your budget has been cut and you're forced to buy your weapons with blood money. The objective of the game is to stop the Mexicans from blowing up the market place. That's it. My personal favorite feature was the supply crates. For every 1,000 Mexicans you nut shot, you get a free supply crates. Supply crates contain cool skins to help you on the battlefield, including but not limited to, MTN Dew, Stat pack, Heroine, and many, many more! The story mode is an emotional rollercoster, filled with plot twist and betrayels. The obkective of the game is to hit a 720 noscope headshot on the leader of Al-Quida, Shreck. If you manage to hit him, you win. SPOILER ALERT: Donkey bites your balls off.

I nominated this game for villan in most need of a hug

This game's extremely large amount of pointless DLC would make EA proud.

I found a note about horse armor in an abandoned prison. Instead of closing the gates of Oblivon, I go and get some horse armor. I can't afford a horse.

I guess you can say this game had a, Tough Break.

Other games: $15 DLC
Garry's Mod: Make your own DLC

Other Games: Ranking system
Garry's Mod: Spawn in whatever you want

Other games: Story Driven Campaing
Garry's Mod: Spawn a shark on top of a woman, an unhealthy amount of times

I tried to pirate the game and some flower had the audacity to tell me to buy it with real money. 10/10 would get denied by a flower again

Unless you plan on plugging in a controller, don't bother. The tutorials show the controls as if you are using an xbox controller. You can see the controlls in the options, but they're horrible. It took me five minutes to realise taht q was A on an xbox controller.

Bald is the new Black.

After many years of intense training with hackers from WaW, Agent 47 learns how to aimbot like a pro. His instincts help him along his journey, and he has many adventures! He shoots a lady in the shower, aimbots a bunch of skrubs, feeds a scientist to a pig, fights an illegal immigrant in the ring like the republican he is, enters a shooting tournament with the LMG he found in a bunker, Kills a crime bosses son with an ice cream truck, Dresses up like a scarecrow and shreds people, kills Kane and Lynch, Agent 47 even sets off a nuke at one point. But nothing tops when he dressed up like a Chinese man and killed the entire swat team! He then settled down and watched his entire franchise be rebooted.